“I REGRET JOINING THE ARMY”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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A passionate teacher has no idea what they’re doing, and a caller isn’t sure why he enlisted in the army.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:21.0 | Call from Mike. Hello. Hello. What's up, man? Hey, man. Is this Lyle? Sure is. Who is this? My name's Mike. Mike, baby. What's going on? Hit me. Oh, you know, just living, man. What's going on with you? What's going on with me? |
| 0:22.7 | Dude, I don't know. |
| 0:23.6 | I'm all over the place. |
| 0:26.3 | I'm a little crazy. |
| 0:28.2 | You know what I hate is... It's not your fault, by the way. |
| 0:29.8 | This is something you do with you. |
| 0:30.8 | But have you been in a situation where you feel insane |
| 0:35.8 | and you're in a like a normal human being situation and someone asks how you're |
| 0:42.8 | doing and you're not supposed to say I'm I'm in I feel insane and so you say it happens to me |
| 0:53.0 | like all the time. |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:55.8 | What do you do? |
| 0:56.5 | What normal human being situations are you normally in? |
| 1:00.5 | I mean, I guess like normal human situation, I'm a school teacher. |
| 1:05.1 | And I interact with like 13 to 15 year olds all the time. |
| 1:10.2 | And they just say the most ridiculous stuff. And half the time it's like 13 to 15 year olds all the time, and they just say the most ridiculous stuff. |
| 1:12.9 | And half the time it's like kind of funny, and I want to react like, oh, that was funny. |
| 1:18.9 | But half the time it's not funny. |
| 1:21.1 | And I'm like, why on earth did that just come out of your mouth? |
| 1:24.4 | But you can't say that most of the time. |
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