"I Registered for a Gucci Diaper Bag" with Colton Underwood | 38

I Love My Kid, But...

Wondery

Parenting, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy

4.9 • 756 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

This week Colton Underwood joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT….why are our closets bursting with thousands of dollars of unused baby crap that we all thought was vital to keep our babies alive when all we needed was a blanket and boobs? Megan recalls the panic items she threw on her baby registry when Conrad was born including a Gucci diaper bag. In the time she’s had the bag, it’s been brought out twice; first for a Dodger game to carry snacks, and second for today to illustrate, in person, how ridiculous a Gucci diaper bag really is. That said, we’re still very open to a Gucci diaper bag sponsorship. And Colton doesn’t have kids, but he and his husband are in the middle of a trying multi-year process to have a child that’s had everything from low sperm count revelations to a Tinder-style matchmaking for a surrogate. Despite our hosts’ parenting horror stories, they still want to go through with it! And we’ll be the first ones on their registry to buy them their very own Gucci diaper bag.

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0:35.0	be adored, and capture America's heart.
0:37.7	But when the spotlight turns off, fame, fortune, and lives can disappear in an instant.
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0:49.5	Hey, fellow parents. Just a heads up that this show may have kid in the title, but it is not for kids.
0:56.0	We cuss a lot. And so if you're with your kids, you might want to save this for later.
1:06.0	Hey, what's up? I'm Colton Underwood. I love my future kid, but everyone keeps telling me I should not have one.
1:14.0	It's a little scary.
1:15.2	They're like, are you sure?
1:18.4	From Wonderry, I'm Chris Garcia.
1:20.4	I'm Megan Galey.
1:21.4	And I'm Kurt Brown-Oller.
1:22.7	And this is, I love my kid, but...
1:25.2	So, man.
1:43.4	That's what we look like. Yeah. is I love my kid, but... Welcome to I Love My Kid, your weekly escape from screaming at your children to put their shoes on.
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