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I refuse to announce my pregnancy because I know how judgmental my family is.

That's my secret.

I 40 female just recently found out that I'm pregnant.

Like eight months pregnant at this point.

Dying.

You recently found out.

Eight months pregnant?

That's like you're ready to pop, girlie.

That's actually like cryptic pregnancies are wild to me.

Terrifying. Yeah. No, so scary. Yeah. They have like one month to be like, oh shoot. We got a baby prep. Yeah. I have to figure how to be a mom. Yeah. Oh my gosh. That does not sound pleasant. My fiance 40 male and I weren't ever planning on having children. I have never wanted kids of my own and have always been upfront about this with my family and friends. By the way, this comes from totally diagnosing you. And if you want to submit your own stories, go to the R-slash OK Storytime Sub-Ridate. And I'm Angie. I'm Sophia. I'm Riley. And we're here to give good advice goofily, but we don't have all the answers. We just know what we would do in this situation. So let us know what you would do in the comment. So O.P says, due to a series of bizarre medical events, I ended up pregnant despite long-term use of very effective for me, birth control. Also terrifying. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I always hear all the time, the IUD babies.

But it's other birth control too.

But.

They find a way.

Terrifying.

But also, she says, she says, very effective for me.

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