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Hey Waffle Gang.

I do hope you are well. My name is Mark and today we're checking out some more Reddit stories.

And if you do love a Reddit story, why not consider hit a like, subscribe, maybe that notification

bell too. And let's crack on with today's first story. Much love, guys. Now over on our own subreddit, R-slash-mark

narrations, there was a post that was cross-posted from the Am I the Arsoul here? Subreddit from

Secret Panda, so thank you so much for the suggestion on the story Panda. Really do appreciate it.

It's originally from Throwaway the Ring Frodo and says, I'm not going to be the maid of honor

for my sister's wedding because she's marrying my bully. And this one has a trigger warning

on it for self-harm. Feel free to skip the story. It'll probably be the last story of the video,

so absolutely up to you. Yeah, pretty much the title. This will be long because

while God in her wisdom plagued me with empathy to the tits and a hell of a good ass, she forgot

to bless me with brevity. I lurk on subs like this all the time and see comments to long posts,

lamenting their wise in mind, having spent actual whole minutes

voluntarily reading a long post, longing for those moments back. So here's your warning.

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