Imagine being transported to Universal Orlando resort.

Three incredible theme parks, full of twists and turns. You can race alongside

raptors on Jurassic World Velocicoster, joining the mystery with illuminations minions,

and Makersplash at Universal volcano bay.

Book Universal Orlando for 2024 with Virgin Atlantic holidays at your local store on the phone

or Virgin Holiday stockcrow.uk.

I guess I'll just start from the beginning.

He said it would help him get back into math, but I can't help but wonder.

Should he have hired a comedian? Probably. My eyes were glued to the screen. You know how when

you're so tired that you don't really blink at all? I was at that point in the night.

My head was aching but I fixed that with a quick dose of ibiprofen on my computer desk.

I'm not sure if the headache was brought on by the lack of sleep, staring at the monitor for too

long or writing those corny, painful jokes, but I put my money in the last one.

It was so gratingly tedious, righty shitty pun. Add it to the switch statement with the rest.

Because I'm thorough. Test it. I thought I'd flip my desk if I had to see another one of those

fucking jokes again. Just when I was about to begrudgingly run the program again, I saw a light

from the window behind my desk. It caught my eye, not only because I live alone, not only because it

was night, but also because it seemed to be falling from the sky. I jumped from my chair rushing

to the window. It was a bright yellowish white object. At first I thought a plane was crashing

in the woods near my house. There was absolutely no noise. It looked like some kind of, I don't know,

orb? A big ball radiating light falling to the ground that a high rate of speed.

My eyes followed that thing intently up until it vanished behind the tall trees.

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