I Received The Medal Of Honor But I Felt Like A Failure | Unsubscribe Podcast 248

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🗓️ 25 January 2026

⏱️ 180 minutes

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Medal Of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer is here to tell his story, and of course Brandon is subjected to more forced valor. Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast 👕 Merch & Shoes https://bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast 🔋 Energy Drinks https://drinkechelon.com P.O BOX: Unsubscribe Podcast 17503 La Cantera Pkwy Ste 104 Box 624 San Antonio TX 78257 ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! AG1 Go to https://drinkag1.com/UNSUBSCRIBE to get a FREE AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler, plus FREE Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order. SHOPIFY Sign up for your $1/month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/unsubpod. TRUE CLASSIC Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/unsub ! #trueclassicpod STOPBOX Get 10% off at StopBoxUSA with code UNSUBSCRIBE at https://www.stopboxusa.com/UNSUBSCRIBE #stopboxpod FABLETICS Get 80% off everything at Fabletics when you sign up as a VIP at http://fabletics.com/UNSUB and select UNSUB when prompted. ------------------------------ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS! Unsubscribe Podcast https://www.instagram.com/unsubscribepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@unsubscribepodcast https://x.com/unsubscribecast Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 0:00 Welcome To Unsub! 2:22 Why Dakota Reenlisted 14:35 General Randy George & Good Leadership 21:13 Why Dakota Joined The Marine Corps 26:48 Deploying To Iraq 44:31 Mental Health 1:03:20 Does Voting Still Work? 1:18:45 Venezuela & Maduro Capture 1:35:15 North Korea 1:38:00 Trolling Brandon Again 1:46:28 Dakota’s Medal Of Honor Story 2:40:45 Support Dakota! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I got a Medal of Honor, but it doesn't mean that I didn't fail that day.
0:03.0	It's the biggest failure in my life.
0:04.2	Is there a Medal of Honor Group chat?
0:05.5	No, but there's a society.
0:06.9	Brandon's in the honorary Medal of Honor Society.
0:09.5	No, they literally goon till they died.
0:11.5	Oh!
0:12.3	This guy is posing as a Medal of Honor recipient.
0:14.7	He is a fake.
0:16.0	He's flying over here.
0:17.2	I know, that's my line.
0:18.0	Are you where to come? Yeah. Say hi to Eli.
0:21.6	He's racially ambiguous.
0:22.6	And
0:28.6	Brandon.
0:29.6	His hair is fucking fabulous.
0:33.6	Don't a dark joke disposition, and there's a fat electrician.
0:39.3	We'll come to unsubscribe.
0:42.3	Snap.
0:43.3	Snap crackle!
0:44.3	Okay.
0:45.3	You ready to count down, get this going?
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