I QUIT The Military After 16 Years ft. Habitual Linecrosser | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 223

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Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Our favorite missile boy @habitual_linecrosser is back and he's officially retired! PLUS get all the details on the Unsub fitness challenge! Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! SHOPIFY Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at http://shopify.com/unsubpod TURTLE BEACH Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code UNSUB at http://turtlebeach.com/UNSUB ! #turtlebeachpod SURFSHARK Go to https://surfshark.com/unsubscribe and use code UNSUBSCRIBE at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! TUSHY Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code UNSUBSCRIBE at http://hellotushy.com/UNSUBSCRIBE ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS! Unsubscribe Podcast https://www.instagram.com/unsubscribepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@unsubscribepodcast https://x.com/unsubscribecast Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 0:00 Welcome To Unsub 0:40 Unsub Fitness Challenge 7:25 Welcome To Unsub 10:45 The Gang Roasts King Trout 15:03 Benjamin Franklin 20:30 Darwin Awards 27:17 Brandon’s Fridge 31:36 MISSILE TISM! 57:52 Israel & Iran 1:26:51 Nic's H-E-B Fat Files 1:32:16 Poland Is Little Texas 1:37:38 The Epstein List 1:43:49 War Thunder & World Of Warships 1:51:26 Video Game Talk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:40.3	It's going to be Operation Date Night The old will cook you breakfast in the morning
0:44.0	Because you can reach around and pretend you went all the way through
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0:55.0	He's racially ambiguous.
0:58.0	Brandon.
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1:02.0	Donut.
1:03.0	A dark joke disposition.
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1:10.0	Hey, before you go anywhere, real quick, I wanted to give the details for the unsubscribed
1:14.9	fitness challenge.
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