I Promise, I Haven't Taken Up Heroin!
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 816 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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First, what caused Jack's brain to get "rattled"? Next, it's clear that Katie has never met My Man Pong.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. I promise I haven't taken up heroin. It's one more thing. Armstrong and Getty. One more thing. Before we get to whether or not pregnant Katie Green is doing heroin, I assume not. I wanted to just follow up on wrecking on my son's scooter yesterday. And it's not an electric scooter. |
| 0:21.7 | It's a little push kind. Is there a name for that? I mean, you just call him a scooter. We used to call him razor scooters. Well, that's a brand. It's a brand. But, yeah, he's got a fancy one. Then he does treks with at the skateboard park and he's really good on everything like it. Anywho, I... Do the skateboarders and the scooter people get along? |
| 0:39.7 | 100%. |
| 0:40.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.9 | Okay, good. It's a lesson for all of us, isn't it? Yeah. The bike crowd, not always. People are going down on the bowl and their bikes and coming out and doing flips, but, uh, or spins. Anywho, I was riding my son's scooter back. |
| 0:54.5 | Uh, he took off with his friends. |
| 0:55.8 | I was riding it back and I was on this really crappy bike trail that had a lot of |
| 0:59.7 | grooves in it and my front wheel got stuck in a groove and I flipped over the bars and landed. |
| 1:05.3 | My knee went down hard and I bloody my knee and, but I was thinking about because it just |
| 1:10.8 | rattled my brain. I mean, just jarred my knee. But I was thinking about, because it just rattled my brain. |
| 1:12.6 | I mean, just jarred my brain. |
| 1:14.8 | I had an instant headache for a very long time. |
| 1:17.2 | What happens to you when you're age? |
| 1:19.3 | Because when you're a kid, even when you're 25, you hit the ground like that, nothing. |
| 1:25.0 | It has no effect on you whatsoever. |
| 1:27.6 | Does the amount of juice around your brain go away? |
| 1:30.5 | Juice. |
| 1:31.1 | I don't believe that's the technical term. |
| 1:33.3 | Brain juice. |
| 1:35.8 | You know, |
| 1:36.6 | I think it might. |
| 1:37.9 | Something that protects your brain goes away with age. |
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