I pray if my flag fell while I was not at home or I had my pillows wrong would take just a second to pick it up or fix the pillows

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

This week: Kent State Poop Pants Gun Girl gets her server fired for posting about her after work

and

a FedEx Driver becomes a national hero after making a "patriotic adjustment" to some American flag pillows

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show
0:22.5	exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to storm. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander Edward.
0:36.0	And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:38.3	The world is ending.
0:40.3	Your employees' personal opinions on their personal Instagram page are responsible.
0:48.3	We're documenting it.
0:50.3	Is that one good?
0:51.3	Is that ominous enough?
0:53.3	I mean, it's very real.
0:54.9	It's exactly what's responsible this week.
0:57.5	Yeah, it's an earth-shattering revelation that the people who serve you food
1:03.2	might have their own opinions about you on their off-the-clock time.
1:08.3	Yeah, yeah.
1:09.7	I was under the impression that every single waitress who brought me food was just in love with me.
1:15.1	Like, I mean, they're bringing me food.
1:17.8	You don't do that to somebody you hate, you know?
1:20.6	Yeah, and they're always calling you, hun.
1:24.3	Yeah, well, sometimes they call me Shug.
1:29.4	Yeah, I like Shug. It's always weird when they go for babe
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