I POOP CRUISE SO HARD

#IMOMSOHARD

Personal Journals, Comedy, Parenting, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

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🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Ladies, camping with kids can test some patience, but wait till you hear about the cruise ship that turned into a floating Porta Potty. Trips may not always go as planned, but as long as you don’t lose your shi**- that’s a win!

Chapters

00:00 Multitasking Moms: The Art of Juggling Life

13:10 Camping Adventures: Expectations vs. Reality

26:15 The Poop Cruise: A Hilarious Disaster

35:13 Wrap-Up: Lessons Learned and Final Thoughts

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Female comedy duo Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley have been performing, teaching, and writing comedy internationally for a combined 40+ years. They have been moms for one quarter of that time and it shows. How do they cope? They laugh about all of the craziness that comes with being a mom and they want you to laugh about it too! From snot to stretchmarks to sleepless nights, Kristin and Jen know firsthand that parenting is a hard job and they invite you to join them in taking it all a little less seriously (even if for a few short minutes a day). After all, Jen currently has four days of dry shampoo in her hair and Kristin’s keys are still in her front door. They try, they fail, they support each other, and they mom as hard as they can.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Delwyn, Collie Gerardazda Hayes.
0:02.2	And there are a few things that are always on my family's shopping list. Luckily, loads of them are now on rollback. That's right, Delwyn. We're rolling back a 900-mill carton of Tropicana orange juice from £3.7 to £2.26. And a 48 pack of Purcell non-bio washing capsules from £10.98 to £8 £8. Now that's good on its value. That's Asda Price.
0:02.1	Selected stores subject to available washing capsules from £10.98 to £8 £8. Now that's good on its value.
0:21.9	That's ASDA price.
0:23.7	Selected stores, subject to availability.
0:25.3	Tropicana ends 23rd July.
0:26.7	May exclude Asda Express and small stores.
0:28.4	See asda.com slash small stores. Are we podcasting?
0:44.4	We're podcasting.
0:45.3	Let me order my testosterone.
0:47.4	And I'm ordering pizza.
0:49.2	There we go.
0:50.3	We're dudes.
0:54.2	Okay. That was very, okay, there we go. Stereotypical, and that's not true. You know what? Some things are true. I am, uh, ordering pizza for our kids. Yeah, my, my daughter is here. Jen's son is here.
1:12.7	Delilah has her performance tonight.
1:15.8	When is school going to be back in for God's sake?
1:19.5	In four weeks, which is a lifetime.
1:21.7	And we leave on family vacation.
1:23.6	Oh, tell them where you're going.
1:24.0	Oh, boy.
1:26.3	We are very much doing budget travel.
1:28.0	Is there another kind, honestly? Yes, there is. And we are at the low boy. We are very much doing budget travel. Is there another kind, honestly?
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