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Let's dive straight into today's first story. Which comes from biscuitiscuit and Butters, who says, I 27

female made a stupid joke to my husband, 30 male, and he stormed off. How do I fix this?

Hey Reddit, I'm an Instagram snooper, so this is my first time here. I honestly never expected

to post here because my husband, 30 male, and I, 27 female, have a great

relationship. Of course, I can't say we haven't had our occasional bums, but it's honestly a dream

come true all the way through. Our wedding was April 2021, and we both cried like babies that day.

And since then, the sailing has been smoother than soap.

This afternoon, me and him came home after a little lunch outing with our newly engaged friends,

Kai and Marie. It went great, but was like just another outing. Nothing special, though we got

some bomb pasta back at home, which I'm currently shoveling into my

gob, since it's too chilly for ice cream. We live in a super tiny apartment, so he showered

first while I got the leftovers in the fridge and stuff. I went in after him, finished my shower

and put some lotion on my palm, accidentally squeezed too much and dab some of it away. After I rubbed it on my face, I still had some of the leftover on my palm. Accidentally squeezed too much and dab some of it away.

After I rubbed it on my face, I still had some of the leftover on my finger.

I did exactly what any perfectly sane person would do.

On my thumb, I whipped a little smiley face and some spiky hair to create lotion man.

I came out of the bathroom giggling about it and said something along the lines of,

Hey, look, it's lotion man. He didn't really react. He just looked at my hand and blinked at me.

I honestly was just goofing around and started making a silly voice and saying some random shit

sprinkled with some inside jokes. I was blabbing for about a minute before he just

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