I ONLY Drank Monster For The Last 10 YEARS! | Wednesday Live Show

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🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 116 minutes

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0:00.0	What's up your boy?
0:03.0	I'm not ready.
0:03.4	Get,
0:03.8	yeah.
0:05.1	Hey, uh, hey.
0:05.5	Oh, look in the mirror, God.
0:09.2	What's up?
0:10.3	It's your boy, Sean.
0:12.9	Join with a Barbie.
0:14.8	Hello, governor.
0:16.1	Beans and toast.
0:17.4	Send me Venmo.
0:19.6	Hey, uh, hey, my, my, my, join with my, my lovely Kotos, you're looking good today, Sean.
0:24.9	You are looking good today, Sean.
0:26.9	No, you.
0:28.3	No, you.
0:29.2	Look at that hair, Sean.
0:31.4	No, you've got the hair.
0:33.0	I've got the bandana.
0:34.7	I mean, both, you, you are looking mighty fine,
0:38.0	my brother.
0:38.6	Oh,
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