I only cheat myself
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Antoine Semenyo is not only scoring goals but he’s currently top of the English football vibes table. However, Marcus, Luke and Pete are, controversially, in disagreement over whether his second goal should have been ruled out.
Elsewhere, they are more agreeable on the fact that Michael Carrick could be a good appointment for Man United, which is of course bad news for the Ramble. Plus, Zlatan reveals he once s**t himself to be more High Performance…
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| 0:00.0 | If you want to funk, let me show you how everybody. |
| 0:03.0 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:05.2 | Advantage to Manchester City and Michael Carrick is back in business. |
| 0:08.3 | It's Wednesday 14th of Jan. |
| 0:09.5 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:10.3 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:11.0 | And I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:27.2 | Hello, everybody. What a wonderful Wednesday in the Kingdom. |
| 0:30.8 | And thanks to Friend of the Ramble, Eric Schultz, for giving us that intro line. |
| 0:32.3 | Good old Eric, back for another swing. |
| 0:35.6 | Not to be confused with American actor Eric Stoltz. |
| 0:36.0 | No. |
| 0:54.2 | Eric Schwartz, a creator of some rather erotic furry animations in the Amiga genre. Or West Ham transfer target Eric Dyer. No. Right. Yeah. You've turned us back to football and therefore cheapened it all. Or Kieran Dyer. Keir and Dyer. Yeah. Danny Dyer. Yeah. |
| 0:54.5 | We're just six three separations. Exactly. It gets Danny Dyer's caravan program before you know it. You always get there. I'm saving the British fucking holiday. That's his latest one. Is that right? I love him. National treasure, in my view. I think he's too late. But hey, why not, though? why would you get in easy way |
| 1:10.3 | if he wants to say something like that? |
| 1:11.9 | Thanks Eric. |
| 1:12.7 | Thanks Eric. Eric Schult, sorry, |
| 1:13.6 | for that intro line. |
| 1:14.4 | If you want to submit an I think he's too late. But hey, why not, though? Why would you get in this way if he wants to say something like that? |
| 1:11.9 | Thanks, Eric. |
| 1:12.5 | Thanks Eric. |
| 1:12.6 | Eric Schult, sorry, for that intro line. If you want to submit an intro line for a future episode and get an extended edition of today's show, then become a friend of the ramble on our Patreon. Yes, it's an extender. Yeah. This Taylor's an extended. I actually watched that yesterday. |
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