I Never Watch "Comedies" Until This Film Came Along

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4.6 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0	Thank you for listening to my morning monologue.
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0:18.6	Remember, you can hear my radio program daily on Sirius XM Triumph and connect with me 24-7
0:26.2	at Dr.ora.com. Now, let's do this thing together. What are we doing together, trying to figure out
0:36.6	how to be better human beings, how to do the right thing more
0:41.1	often than not, perfection, forget about it. But you can always, can't always. Most of the
0:54.1	time you can repair. so this is the program where we get to talk about
0:59.4	our philosophical moral ethical problems issues family dynamics the only thing I ask you not to
1:07.7	do two things one don't call about somebody else's problem.
1:13.8	If you want to call about how to deal with somebody else,
1:16.3	that's fine.
1:16.9	But don't call about somebody else's problem,
1:18.7	even if it's your kid.
1:22.3	Because it's third party, and I can't give you the power. Can't give you the power to change somebody else,
1:32.0	only how are you going to face things. Also, if you have any notion that you're going to tell me a
1:40.9	problem and I'm going to ask you a very significant part of that problem
1:45.1	and you're going to say I don't know when you're damn well know you know you don't want to know
1:54.0	mostly we don't want to know stuff that we know because if we don't really know what we know,
2:02.7	then we don't have to deal with it.
2:04.5	And I just lost a dear friend doing that to death.
2:12.4	You know, it's cardiac, but you don't want to know that.
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