I Never Told My Partner This

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Drowsy and down for your drama, Chris spills salacious secrets you’ve kept from parents and partners, opens up the Unhinged phone line, buzzes about breaking and entering, revisits first- grade smackdowns, talks all things hiding from school principles, unpacks first-time apple bongs, sets up a play date for his mom, airs out your ex’s dirty laundry, meets your family on- air, hears about heinous house parties, travels back in time to teen drinking, uncovers the pandemic to stoner pipeline, pours one out for the theater kids, gets into some ski-ball shenanigans, and delivers a serious public announcement for your safe-girl summer.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production. Oh my God I thought that was a fucking spider. Oh my God I thought that was a fucking spider.
0:17.0	Oh my God. Oh well okay hey everybody what's up if you're watching? Yeah, it's a smoke machine. Let's go with that.
0:27.0	Hi guys, welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens. I am Chris Clemens. Now today I also made sure that we are recording. It'll be a couple
0:37.6	episodes so I make that mistake again, but not today. So I'm just going to address from the top of the episode that I am exhausted. I took a little more
0:47.6	melatonin last night that I should have. I also inhaled a very strong nighty night kind of flower and I also just have really no
0:59.2	will to live so that combo is lethal and it's also resulting in me barely being able to keep my
1:06.1	eyes open today so if I seem a little out of it it's okay I'm okay guys thank you
1:12.2	though for your concern not that any of you fucking were, but I'm just really tired of
1:17.7	full of, I chugged a fucking energy drink before this, that burp was brought to you by that.
1:23.0	Now, um, oh my God, last night I got family dinner
1:28.6	with my mom and my brother and my sister-in-law and we went to this place just outside of Philly. It was a restaurant
1:37.4	called Barcelona. Barcelona, the amount of times I said Amiga's Cheetas at dinner.
1:44.0	Yeah, that one was on me, Coach.
1:46.0	But we went to this place, it's like a tapest place.
1:49.0	It was so fucking good.
1:50.0	Anyways, some of us had a little bit more to drink than we planned on because one of the waitresses,
1:58.2	shout out to one of you guys brought this, like, I honestly thought they brought a bong it's like a it looks like a
2:06.3	a bong but it was filled with sangria and spra I don't know it was poured into her
2:11.1	our mouths I have like video of it.
2:13.5	It's like the least flattering thing
2:17.7	I've done in a minute, but it was so much fun.
2:20.0	Anyways, we got a little tipsy
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