I Never Promised You a Rose Garden: Gerald the Turkey Attacks!
Ridiculous Crime
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
In the quiet spring and summer of the early COVID-19 pandemic, one creature's reign of terror paralyzed a neighborhood. What was once an idyllic municipal rose garden, prized for its bountiful blooms and serene atmosphere, became a bloody stomping ground for a pissed off turkey. It just so happens that animals can be criminals, too.
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