You join us actually. Fee's mid-a-a-a-a-d anecdote, so plow on with it.

Well, no, only because we're doing something a little bit different today, aren't we, which you're going to explain in a second.

Oh, God. Why do I have to explain it?

Because sometimes you have to take on the onerous duties that come with the privilege of having been born four years before me.

That one.

You've got more epaulets on your shoulder than I have.

Is that the right thing?

It probably is.

Carry on with the story.

Okay.

Well, we're doing something different which means that I can see how I look today, which I tend to avoid at all costs these days. And I can see that my glasses are actually, they're now milk bottle thick. That's what we used to call them at school, the cruelty of the playground. And a friend of mine, I bumped into him when I was walking the dog the other day, and I had my jacket pulled right up. So it was very, very windy and horribly cold.

And my hat pulled all the way down.

And he said, you are mostly glasses now.

Have you thought about having a new lens put in?

And I thought, well, and I said, okay, you have to have fortune to have that super slim thing.

And he said, no, a new lens in your eye.

And he's had new lenses put on his eyes, Jay. Well, how much did that sit in back? Well, he's had it done on the NHS.

Oh, I see. Well, that's a different matter. Yes. And I didn't want to ask why. No.

But I thought, would that be something that I would consider in order to get rid of it?

And he said it's brilliant because he's not mostly face furniture now.

He's quite a blunt man.

Sounds lovely.

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