All America all the time.

Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for the Dan Bonjino Show.

Hey, a big thank you right out of the gate.

I, again, cannot possibly thank the best audience in the business enough.

Everything is due to you guys.

I can only listen to the show once when I do it.

I don't go back and listen to myself again.

So the Triton rankings came out.

And a lot of these rankings measure different things,

downloads, live viewers.

But I'm really proud and happy to say we popped in the March rankings,

March 26. Number three, thanks to you all.

The Dumers, of course, went crazy. The Dumers in Black Pillars, they just, it is just like a tick in

them. It won't go away. It burrowed in. I'm sorry, Dumers. I'm sorry you're so Bongino-centric in your life that everything revolves around me in your life. I realize I own you guys. I get that. I don't want to own you guys. I don't want to go. It's like a jalopy car you don't want anymore. I don't. I've tried to donate and give it away. I don't want it. However, they're there. I own you guys.

I know you're upset. I saw the meltdowns. Every single month, they come out with a new story. Did you see it? They're like the first show, the second show, forget it. The third week, no, the second month. And then some guy asked me, well, what about the April numbers?

I don't know, dipshit.

April's not over yet.

Are you that stupid? second month and then some guy asked me well what about the april numbers i don't know dip shit april's

not over yet are you that stupid april they don't measure april numbers till april ends is it the

end of april it isn't right i'm not crazy correct it hasn't ended yet the month let me look just to be

sure i'm not crazy no it hasn't that yet, the month. Let me look, just to be sure I'm not crazy.

No, it hasn't.

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