I Need To Borrow Your Pool

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 will not deny his child a proper birthday party. COVID-19 or not, you will let us use your pool!

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.0	Coming up at the top of the hour, about four minutes after, it is my strawberry letter for today, the subject.
0:12.1	Why can't he take a hint?
0:13.7	We'll get into that in just a little bit because right now it is time for the prank phone call with a nephew.
0:19.7	Nephew, what you got?
0:20.6	Can I borrow your pool
0:23.8	your swimming what your whole swimming pool can I borrow your who if I don't have one
0:32.4	then yes I'm asking to borrow you can Can I borrow your poo? Okay?
0:38.6	All of us are not fortunate to have one.
0:41.3	Can I borrow your pool?
0:43.9	Okay.
0:44.2	It's back there.
0:45.4	Okay.
0:46.0	What?
0:48.2	Now, let's go, cat dog.
0:49.9	Can I borrow your poop?
0:52.4	Hello?
0:53.4	Hello, I'm trying to reach Dava. This is she. Hey, Dava, how you doing? This is Kendrick. I live in the neighborhood. I got your number for one of the neighbors. What? Which neighbor? Do you know Louise that lives, I guess, a couple doors down from you? I know Louise. Weezy. Yeah, I know Wee easy. Okay. Listen, I got a bit of an issue here.
1:13.1	I'm not actually on your street.
1:14.8	I'm the next street over.
1:17.1	But Louise told me that you might be willing to help me out.
1:21.7	Due to the whole, you know,
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