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I want to know what that's all about.

Yeah, really. Right now, it is time for the Nephew and today's prank phone call. Neff, what you got? What's on the menu? All right, we're going down the menu. We're looking for something straight, stupid, ignorant, crazy as all get out. And I got it for you. The name of this is, need a reference. I need a reference. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sounds pretty normal on it. It does. They always do in the beginning. Yeah. Until it turns left. I've given you all. I've referred y'all before. This is a reference. That's all. Let's see you. Go check it out. Come on, Ken. Uh, hello? Uh, yeah, I'm trying to, I'm trying to read Scotty, please. Yeah, yeah, what's up? Hey, Scotty, how you doing, man? I'm trying to actually get a, uh, a reference for, for Monica. Monica? You're talking about Monica?

My ex-wife?

Yeah, I'm trying to get a reference on her if possible.

Oh, okay, so what, she's applying for a job?

She's trying to go to work now?

Uh, no. This reference is actually for like a relationship.

A relationship.

Say, hold a hold up, oh boy, wait a minute.

Relationship, you're talking about a job relationship. No, no, no, no. See, what this here is that I'm fin to actually start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you for a reference to what I'm going to do. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who did you say this is? And how you get my... My name Philip, man. My name Phil.

I got your number out of Monica phone.

Check this out, Phil.

You don't need to call me with... Whatever you and Monica got going on. Y'all need to go on and deal with that. No, no, no, no. No, I got that, brother. Hear me out, though. what I'm trying to say is that I figured if I get a reference and figure out what kind of person she is

and get to get a, you know, kind of get a background, so you can kind of tell me what kind of person, her good points or bad qualities, the whole not. See, it might save me some time from being in a long relationship if I know what to look for, what's good. Amen. Say, say, oh, boy, oh, boy, I know, I know I'm not listening to this. I was married to 12 years. Ain't nobody give me no rest of it. So don't call me asking for no like that. If you got a number from Monica, you and Monica need to forget my. Okay, but hold on, hold up, bro. Like I say, man, I'm just trying to figure out the-

Hey, no, hold up.

I'm trying to figure out the good qualities and bad quality. Like, you know, do she want to cook? You know, is she good in the bedroom? You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to know. I'm trying to just know what to look for, dog. That's all, man. I ain't trying to come in a man. Oh, but I just can't believe calling another about some . I don't have it no more. Only thing I have to deal with is my child. You know what I'm saying? And you most definitely don't need to be a rob. Now, say, dude, I got to go. Okay, okay, but can you give me a good reference on it? That's all I'm trying to get out of you, guys.

The reference is, don't die my number ever again. And when I talked to Monica, being heard, hey, you ain't going to have to worry about a relationship with Monica. You know what I'm saying? Okay, okay, hold up, man. Let me go on break this to you. First of all, me and Monica then dated for the last year off and on.

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