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Coming up in about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, he won't honor my husband's memory.

He won't.

We'll get into that and find out why in just a little bit.

But right now, it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for is Neff. I need a reference. I need a reference. So, that's it. Let's get to it. Come on, Ken. Hello? Yeah, I'm trying to read Scotty, please. Yeah, yeah, what's up? Hey, Scottie, how you doing, man? I'm trying to actually get a, uh, a reference for, for Monica. Monica, you're talking about Monica, my ex-wife? Yeah, I'm trying to get a reference on her if possible. Oh, okay, so what, she's applying for a job? She's trying to go to work now? No, this reference is actually for like a relationship. A relationship. Hold on a boy, wait a minute. Relationship, you're talking about a job relationship. No, no, no, no. See, what this here is that I'm going to actually start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you for a reference. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. Wait a minute. Who did you say this is? And how did you get my... My name is Philip, man. My name is Philip. I got your number out of Monica phone. Check this out, Phil. You don't need to call me with... Whatever you and Monica got going on? You all need to go on and deal with that. No, no, no, no, no, no. I got that, brother. Hear me out, though. What I'm trying to say is that I figured if I could get a reference and figure out what kind of person she is and get to get a, you know, kind of get a background, so you can kind of tell me what kind of person, her good points or bad qualities, the whole not. The whole not., it might save me some time from being in a long relationship if I know what to look for, what's good. Hey, man. Say, say, say, home boy, oh, boy. I know, I know I'm not listening to this. I was married to 12 years. Ain't nobody give me no rest of that, so don't call me asking for no like that.

If you got a number from Monica, you and Monica need to forget my.

Okay, but hold on, hold up, bro. Like I say, man, I'm just trying to figure out the-

ain't no hold up. I'm trying to figure out the good qualities and bad quality. Like, you know,

do she want to cook? You you know is she good in the

bedroom you know what i'm saying i'm trying to know i'm trying to just know what to look for

dog that's all man i ain't trying to come in you man oh but i just can't believe

calling another about some i don't have her no more only thing i have to deal with is my

child you know what I'm saying?

And you most definitely don't need to be a round of a shit out.

Say, dude, I got to go.

Okay, okay, but can you give me a good reference on it?

That's all I'm trying to get out you, guys.

The reference is, don't die my number ever again.

And when I talk to Monica, me and her,

hey,

you ain't going to have to worry

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