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Coming up at the top of the hour, about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject number two will never be number one.

But right now, we'll get to that.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Talk about that a lot on this show.

Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for us, Neff?

I need a reference.

I need a reference.

You know, what do I need it for?

Let's go, Caton.

Hello? Yeah, I'm trying to read Scotty, please. Yeah, yeah, what's up? Hey, Scottie, how you doing, man? I'm trying to actually get a, uh, a reference for, for Monica. Monica, you're talking about Monica, my ex-wife? Yeah, I'm trying to get a reference on her if possible. Oh, okay, so what, she's

applying for a job? She's trying to go to work now? Uh, no, this reference is actually for like a

relationship. A relationship. Hold on, boy, wait a minute. Relationship. You're talking about

a job relationship. No, no, no, no. See, what this here is that I'm fin to actually start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you for a reference. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Wait a minute. Who did you say this is? And how do you get my... My name, Philip, man. My name, Phil. I got your number out of Monica phone. Check this out, Phil. You don't need to call me with... you and Monica got going on. Y'all need to deal with that. No, no, no, no. No, no. I got that, brother. Hear me out, though. What I'm trying to say is that I figured if I get a reference and figure out what kind of person she is and get to get a, you know, kind of get a background so you can kind to tell me what kind of person, her good points, or bad qualities, the whole not. See, it might save me some time from being in a long relationship if I know what to look for, what's good. Amen. Say, say, oh, boy, oh boy, I know, I know I'm not listening to this. I was mad to 12 years. Ain't nobody

give me no rest of

so don't call me

asking for no

like that.

If you got

a number from Monica,

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