I Need A Parallel Universe
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
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4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
On the Monday December 8, 2025 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast...
- Why are grown men wearing pajamas in public?
- Medicaid fraud is blowing up...
- Jack is confronted with a surprisingly candid observation from a friend.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.3 | I need a parallel universe. |
| 0:06.1 | It's one more thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:09.4 | One more thing. |
| 0:13.3 | Before I get to why I need a parallel universe, I just got a text from a friend of mine. |
| 0:17.9 | He is a retired grown man in his 60s who said he hates sissy men who are at, |
| 0:24.0 | he's at the airport apparently. |
| 0:25.4 | He hates sissy men who show up at the airport in pajamas and slippers. |
| 0:29.6 | Amen. |
| 0:31.6 | Man up, man. |
| 0:33.2 | Yeah, I agree. |
| 0:34.4 | Dress like a grown up for crying out loud. |
| 0:39.6 | I get it when you're in high school. |
| 0:41.9 | You know, we used to like walk around in pajamas and stuff, |
| 0:44.1 | but when you're like a grown man doing that, mm-mm. |
| 0:47.2 | That's weak. |
| 0:48.7 | You know, look, harmless trends are harmless trends. |
| 0:53.4 | But pajamas even in high school? |
| 0:56.8 | Put on some pants. |
| 0:58.4 | Oh, come on. I live in a college town. |
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