I need a hi hi hi hideaway & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into an array of colourful tales.

including Inga from the Bottom Table’s questionable impersonation at a wedding and Corporal Jones’ audacious prank during army training that spiralled into chaos. Prepare for laughter, shocking antics, and some surprising twists, like Nina's modern-day Tchaikovsky revelation and Sheldon's rather unfortunate bush incident involving two ladies and camouflage soldiers.

Got a confession? Don’t hold back! Share your story at [email protected]. Tune in for all the fun!

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0:00.0	A Rayo original podcast.
0:02.6	I'm Catherine Ryan, and I've got a sample of Ramesh Ranganathan's blood.
0:07.2	For my new podcast, What's My Age Again?
0:10.2	Comedians, musicians, and national treasures talk about life and aging,
0:14.0	while some scientists and I test their blood to see how old their body really is.
0:18.9	Listen to What's My Age again now.
0:21.1	Brought to you with Absolute Collagen.
0:23.2	On the Rayo app, Apple, Amazon Music, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.9	Step into our confessional.
0:32.9	Confess all.
0:33.9	We won't tell anyone.
0:35.5	Just the entire nation.
0:37.5	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:41.4	That's what it is.
0:42.4	It's the number one podcast around the world.
0:45.5	Yes.
0:46.4	Globally.
0:47.1	Every single country is registering exactly the same thing,
0:50.4	and that is that this podcast is number one.
0:53.5	Yeah, number one. 100%. Say it. Say number one.
0:58.6	Do we all have to say, is this like a certain leader of the free world where we all have to
1:02.7	agree with you, where we all sit around the table? I agree. It's number one. Over the last 100 days,
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