I Need A Hero: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Kelly Ripa: 'Live' execs banished me to a janitor's closet instead of an office (Page Six) (25:29) 'Bachelor' creator Mike Fleiss exits franchise after 21 years (Page Six) (34:57) Tristan Thompson buys mansion three houses down from ex Khloe Kardashian (Page Six) (42:32) Succession fans go wild for 'ludicrously capacious' Burberry tote bag (Daily Mail) (46:13) McDonald's Drops a New Strawberry Shortcake McFlurry (PEOPLE) (49:13) Dear Toasters Advice Segment (55:00) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:02.8	Welcome back to the Toast.
0:04.0	Happy Wednesday.
0:05.1	It is hump day, a great day here at the Toast
0:09.1	because although we are, you know,
0:11.0	trans-Atlantically separated,
0:13.2	Jackson and I are humping each other virtually today.
0:16.9	It's a virtual hump.
0:19.3	It's still good.
0:20.1	I'm still getting off 2020.
0:22.5	Oh God, yeah.
0:23.6	Virtual hugs to everyone.
0:25.1	Yeah, never mind.
0:27.0	NVM, never mind.
0:28.5	I'll just be hump free today.
0:31.1	How are you sexy?
0:32.4	Dan hump free.
0:34.3	You are Dan hump free.
0:36.0	No, I know.
0:37.5	That's like actually an insult.
0:38.9	I would never.
0:39.7	Yeah.
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