4.4 • 15K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Fall has officially arrived, and Stassi is joined by Kristina Kelly for a catch-up filled with mom life, style inspo, and plenty of laughs. They get into silver jewelry and color seasons (because cool girls wear silver, obviously), why Stassi planned Messer’s Blippi birthday around River’s nap, and the heartbreak of Kristina missing it thanks to COVID. From houseguests and morning small talk (Stassi says absolutely not) to voice notes vs. phone calls, handbags, Euro vacays, and what “Vegas chic” looks like at 37, nothing’s off limits. And somewhere in between, Stassi drops one of her funniest parenting hot takes yet.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy birthday |
| 0:12.6 | To anyone celebrating today |
| 0:15.7 | To anyone celebrating this week |
| 0:17.6 | Happy fucking birthday |
| 0:18.9 | Christina Kelly |
| 0:20.3 | This is the longest we've ever gone without seeing each other celebrating this week. Happy fucking birthday. Christina Kelly. |
| 0:24.8 | This is the longest we've ever gone without seeing each other. |
| 0:25.8 | Yeah, I miss you so much. |
| 0:34.8 | No, it's actually the longest we have gone throughout our entire relationship, I think, that we haven't seen each other. |
| 0:35.5 | Well, you've been jet-setting. |
| 0:37.1 | You're busy girl. You too. Not really. Yeah, you went to Europe. I didn't see you after you went to Europe. Oh, it has been that long. Yeah, I went, yeah, I went to Europe. Can I just explain to everyone right now that we have entered fall in this house. Technically the 22nd was fall. |
| 0:55.0 | It is fall. |
| 0:56.1 | But in California, |
| 0:57.4 | fucking feels like the 4th of July. |
| 0:59.7 | It's 80. |
| 1:00.5 | It's insane. |
| 1:01.6 | But not in this house because I blast to the AC. |
| 1:04.5 | I have my pure integrity pumpkin pecan waffle candles. |
| 1:10.0 | I have two going at a time. it it smells like fall we're in |
| 1:14.2 | our jackets well we have almost the same outfit on it's monochromic we're a monochromatic brown |
| 1:20.8 | beige white tea dream yeah except you have a spray tan and I don't. |
| 1:28.2 | You look great. |
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