I want a podcast, Kristen, are we podcasting?

I would just like to say thanks to everybody that's been patient with my ass.

Actually, we have to be patient with your ass, too.

You guys, there's a lot going on. I was going to tell you, but I think we're podcasting right now,

which is great because we had a momentary game delay because Kristen's having some tech issues,

and I am having some ass issues.

Ass issues.

So it was great because it bought me some time to go blow out my plumbing one more time.

Jen's been enjoying the fast track of the Manazuma's Revenge.

Thank you for joining our podcast.

The whole episode is not going to be crapping, but I do love all the jokes that come up when your friend gets debilitating.

There's going to need to be some time spent because I'm really going through a spiritual experience.

I'm the only one of my family, thank God, that I read all the stuff.

I prep before I go on vacation. I knew not to drink the water. I told the kids, it's okay. You can wet your toothbrush with it. Don't swallow it. You're spitting it out anyway. You're going to be okay. But guess who decided to have about, oh, four to five blended margaritas every day? I don't know what I got, but I was called the

shits. I was fine the day that I got back. I managed to, I got up, went to the grocery store,

I brought the kids to church, I made Easter dinner for eight people, and then I couldn't get out of

bed. You're a hero. I was fine then. I was like,

it must have been adrenaline or something. But then I was like, did it come on like a,

like did you start to get cold? I've heard that like people get it and they think they're safe.

They come back for a few days and then they're sitting there and they say like they get like

kind of cold and then it's just a

spiritual experience like your keys from 1996 come out of your butthole oh my god i i got so cold i would

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