Hey guys, can I get something off my chest while we're here together? George. Yeah. It's not my proudest moment. No. Keep grabbing George. Stop it. Stop it. But babe. Hone it in. You know? Hold on, hold on. Hold on. I need to read. Stop. Okay. Okay, can I be honest?

You were a lot all over the place.

I don't know where to come in.

You know, then you really?

You know what?

Let's start over.

No way, well.

People are going to listen to this episode for the first time.

They never listened to any of the episodes.

You can be like,

Why do these people have a podcast?

Hey, before we jump into today. Hey, before we jump into today's episode, I just wanted to remind you that I'm coming to San Diego and we're only doing comedy. Four shows, May 29th and 30th, Friday and Saturday. Get your tickets. Link is in the description. Enjoy today's episode. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the George Janko show. I have a lot of energy today. So you guys might be getting ADD George. A.D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D D D D D D D D D B. Bum boom boom. Bum boom. Bum Bum. What's that? It's a hat. It's George on. What? ADD. Not crack. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom, boom, boom. You know, have ever seen that clip of Stephen Ferdick where he's like, I feel like I'm on cocaine right now? You know that? I feel so bad for him, bro, that. Yeah, you know how you accidentally say something? And you're like, oh, I should have never said that. I do that all the time. I say things where I'm like, hey, hey, hey, that's an inside thought, you know?

But that inside goes outside.

But you know?

But that inside goes outside. But you know what? Like, I don't know. I believe it when he said he never did. Honestly, we're just going to next. I'm like, where are we going? I don't know where we're going. We just came back from a cigar lounge convention that my dad took me to.

And these guys are just like wearing five-piece suits smoking a cigar.

And they were like, come here, gather, gather. I want to tell you guys a joke. Come on, everybody, gather, gather, gather. And I want to tell you the joke he told me because it's kind of funny. He goes, a guy came in, broke. He looks like he's broke, right? He has nothing on him. walks into a bar, but with confidence he looks at the bartender, he goes, hey, a drink for everybody.

Round it up. right he has nothing on him walks into a bar but with confidence he looks at the bartender he goes hey

a drink for everybody round it up for me you know what and for you so the bartender's like shit all right

so he grabs a drink he makes it up for everybody takes a shot back he looks at the guy he goes all right

this is your bill he goes bill what bill i'm broke i got nothing so he beats him up throws him out of the bar

next time he comes around he's wearing a five-piece suit has a cigar in his hands he walks in all

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