“I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now. Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows. I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello? Hey, what's up man?
0:03.6	How are you doing?
0:04.6	What's your name?
0:05.6	I'm...
0:06.6	What's going on with you today?
0:08.6	What'd you want to talk about?
0:09.6	Well, so I had a question.
0:11.6	Oh, God, this is going to sound so bad. So in an unnamed location I may have
0:19.9	masturbated on a helicopter very near several guys.
0:26.7	But they didn't see it and they didn't know what happened.
0:30.9	So is it gay? What was the context of being in the helicopter in the first place?
0:44.3	War.
0:49.8	You were fighting in a war. Yes.
0:55.0	Riding in a helicopter.
0:57.0	Correct.
0:59.0	Masturbating in the helicopter.
1:02.0	Briefly.
1:04.0	Yeah, that's a little guy.
1:06.0	Yeah, but they didn't know and like it wasn't about them.
1:10.0	It was just kind of this primal urge, you know?
1:14.0	How are you able to masturbate in a helicopter? A helicopter is like such a compact space.
1:21.0	And also, well, I'll call it, are you were you far you were you a
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