“I MARRIED A STRANGER”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life. Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows. Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello, Ryle.
0:04.0	Hi, what is your name?
0:06.0	Hey, my name is Ray.
0:08.0	How's your Saturday so far?
0:10.0	Uh, my Saturday's going, uh, fine. I'm in the I'm always having an existential crisis. You know do you ever have those?
0:20.4	All the time. What's your existential crisis about? Well it's just like I don't know what the point is of like doing anything I know this sounds really
0:28.4	Depressing but it's like
0:32.0	I don't know I'm gonna tell a story real quick. I'm going to start I'm
0:35.0	I'm having more fun actually now talking over callers and giving my
0:41.8	thoughts so I'm going to do that to you right now. There's this
0:46.4	guy so I used to be I still am I'm really into competitive
0:51.2	Super Smash Brothers Malay you familiar with Super Smash Brothers Malay.
0:53.4	Are you familiar with Super Smash Brothers?
0:55.6	Yeah.
0:57.6	And there's this guy I think about all the time.
1:01.2	He's a player.
1:02.2	He's a professional
1:03.0	super Smash Brothers player his name is Hungry Box and he's been playing
1:08.3	professional Super Smash Brothers Malay for like 15 years something crazy like that. I don't know if it's exactly
1:16.1	like 15 years but whatever and he's been like he hasn't been like number one the whole time
1:22.0	but for at least like
1:24.5	seven six five years he was he was number one he was the best player of all time
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