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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

I’m Your Son’s Female Roommate

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Music History, Music, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Josh is moving into his dorm and mom is paranoid about the college lifestyle, so Danielle calls as the new FEMALE roommate!

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.5

Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

0:08.0

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

0:09.8

Daniel, we need a phone tap today.

0:11.9

So, Josh wants us to phone tap his mom.

0:14.4

He's getting ready to move into the dorm for his first year of college.

0:16.9

A lot of people are doing that right now.

0:18.3

Mom is paranoid about the college lifestyle, which makes sense. So he's like, you know what? Call as my new roommate. So that's what I did. Are you the new roommate? I'm the new roommate. This cannot go well. All right. Here's Daniel's phone tip. Let's listen in. Hello. Hi, I'm looking for Josh, please. This is his mom. I'm just calling. Oh my gosh, it's so nice to meet you. How are you? I'm fine. Who's this?

0:41.2

This is his mom. I'm just calling. Oh, my gosh. It's so nice to meet you. How are you? I'm fine. Who's this? This is Jamie, his roommate from college. I just wanted to call and talk to him because I wanted to say there's anything extra he wanted me to bring when I go to school. Oh, that's funny because he never, ever mentioned that he had a girl as a roommate. It's just coming as kind of a shock to me. Yeah, but it's fine because it's co-ed Dorns at the school. I mean, your son's adorable. I love having him as a roommate. Okay. And your parents are cool with this. And I guess, you know, I'm just, I don't even, I don't know what to say. I'm a little, I'm a little perplexed about how this happened. And, you know, he never mentioned, he kept talking about you. But I, I assumed that your name was a guy's name. But I'm nice, I'm really, I come from a great family. I mean, my dad was arrested, but that's a different story. But other than that, everything was cool. Yeah, it was a misdemeanor. I was like, no, I had a really big deal.

1:30.2

But, you that, everything is cool. Is that arrested? Yeah, it was a misdemeanor. I was like, no, that's really a big deal. But, you know, anyway, I'm really, I come from a great family and my mom is awesome. She drinks now and then, but I don't drink, so we're good. Okay. You know, I think probably, we'll probably meet you soon. Yeah, yeah, you'll meet us when you come up. Parent teacher weekend. Yeah, we're going to come up. Oh, that would be awesome. Well, you'll meet my dad then because he just got out and he would love to meet you. Yeah, that should be a pleasure. But, you know, I think you might want dividers. No, no, we're going to dividers. It, oh, you know, across the room or something?

2:00.8

No, we don't need, we don't need that.

2:02.2

It's cool.

2:02.4

I have no problem changing in front of a guy.

2:04.2

I have no problem with that. I mean, I'm, I'm seeing, I, Josh has always been very shy. So I'm thinking that maybe he might feel more comfortable with something like that. Don't even worry. Once he sees my knocks a couple of times, there's going to be no problem.

2:16.5

Shyness, poop right out the window.

2:18.8

Oh, yeah.

2:19.6

I mean, what is your major i'm undecided right now you know i'm just really what happened was is my mom kind of said you have to go to college you don't want to end up like your dad so i had to go oh let him know you called do you know if there's? Like, my mom, my mom will even buy us alcohol if we need it for the room.

2:36.6

But we'll have to get back to you on that. I'm only kidding. I'm only kidding. That's a joke. That's a joke. Yeah, cute. Okay, yeah. Okay. All right, it was a pleasure. Bye. Yeah, bye. Okay, bye.

2:50.9

Josh.

2:51.8

Yeah.

2:52.6

I just saw a call from your room. Bye. Yeah, bye. Okay, bye.

2:51.4

Josh.

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