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The Luke and Pete Show

I’m too fat

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Pete was forced to drive a stranger's car over the weekend. I really don’t think the owner of the car knew what they were getting themselves in for.


Speaking of which, a listener gets in touch on today’s show to review Donny’s small talk and we also read an email about a man who faked his own kidnapping. And no, that final story isn't also about Pete, thankfully.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of the Logan Pete Show is sponsored by his Majesty's Prison and Prevation Service.

0:06.5

Working in the Prison and Prevation Service is not a normal office 9 to 5, every single

0:11.0

day is different. Every day is extraordinary. But you don't have to be a superhero to do

0:16.8

it. These roles are performed by people you see every day. They're people you see in the

0:21.4

coffee shops, down the pub, at the football. If you want a role that's very unique and

0:26.5

interesting, whether as an officer or one of the other roles, you're getting a position

0:30.3

that's so challenging and a rewarding thing to do. As a prison officer, for example, you'll

0:35.2

have the opportunity to carry out so many different roles within any one day, one minute, peace

0:39.4

keeper. The next, you're a counsellor, the next, a teacher. Many prison roles don't require

0:45.0

any specific qualifications. They're looking for people who have good communication skills,

0:49.2

can listen, build rapport, empathetic, resilient and a team player. Working in the Prison Service

0:54.9

is a unique opportunity and a unique environment like no other, where you help to protect the

0:59.5

public and make a positive impact all with a supportive and encouraging team behind you

1:04.8

and excellent training and support. If this sounds like you, just search Prison Jobs.

1:25.9

It's the Luke and Pete Shaw. I'm Pete Donaldson. It is Monday the 30th of October. Welcome

1:32.9

to Shaw. Luke, he mower. Thanks very much. Thanks for having me back. Luke, I, over the

1:38.1

weekend, went to your friend of mine, Bedford. No, I don't like it. Bedford. Not nice.

1:43.5

Not that nice. What do you mean it's not nice? Not very nice place. Rivers, nice. Is it?

1:48.9

Ouse. Ouse. Oh, yeah. Ouse. A lot of people rowing. That's, you know, that's all, that's

1:55.9

all that happens on that thing. A lot of swans. There are a lot of really nice towns.

1:59.9

They've just around there. Yeah. I just don't remember Bedford. It's being particularly

2:03.0

planned. It's one of those places where you get, if you get for the wrong stop from the

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