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The Lev Fer Show

I'm the New United Healthcare CEO - #153

The Lev Fer Show

Lev Fer

Lev Fer, The Lev Fer Show, Gas Digital Network, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0

Fuller up!

0:02.3

You're listening to the gas digital network. Oh, what is going on?

0:30.1

Welcome to a brand new episode of the Lev Furs show.

0:33.0

We're here with the lovely Natalie in the building.

0:35.7

What's up?

0:36.5

Recording one late at night.

0:38.3

We're getting caught up.

0:39.4

I had a very stressful day today.

0:43.4

I had to wake up at 5 a.m.

0:45.8

I had to fucking wait outside the Hilton Hotel in Midtown for an hour and 48 minutes for a certain fellow to come out. I had to handle some business.

0:56.4

It got handled. Let's just say we settled a dispute. We settled a little argument.

1:03.6

Little argument settled. I'm not saying that I know why a certain United Healthcare CEO is killed.

1:11.7

I'm not saying that.

1:12.5

But what I am saying is maybe next time I go to the hospital,

1:16.3

you make sure there's still fucking free lollipops in the bowl.

1:20.8

Every time I go to the hospital, which is once a week,

1:24.5

if there's not fucking free lollipops in the bowl, another CEO will die.

1:34.2

It's just what's going to happen. Yeah, the guy got hit with two shots, two bullets. They call

1:38.2

that the vaccine and the booster. See, that's another joke that'd be better if I was black. That'd be another joke that'd be better if I was black.

1:46.0

That'd be another joke that'd be if I was a black comedian.

1:49.6

He got hit twice, the vaccine and the booster.

1:53.2

I mean, that's just better.

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