I'm The Jenna, You're The Hoda: Thursday, March 7th, 2024

The Toast

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🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson engaged after 6 years of dating (Page Six), Dakota Johnson on 'Madame Web' Blowback (The Hollywood Reporter) (18:46)
Gal Gadot gives birth to fourth child with husband Jaron Varsano following secret pregnancy (Page Six) (26:39)
Gisele Bundchen breaks down in tears over Tom Brady divorce, co-parenting in Robin Roberts interview (Page Six) (31:16)
Joshua Jackson passionately kisses bikini-clad Lupita Nyong'o while celebrating her 41st birthday with Mexican getaway (Page Six) (35:10)
Jake Paul to Fight Mike Tyson in Live Netflix Boxing Event (Variety) (43:47)

Love is Blind Recap (50:53)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday, real Thursday, not fake Thursday.
0:08.0	Yesterday, fake fucking news.
0:09.0	I started the show happy Thursday and everybody was like, oh my God,
0:11.0	yay, wait what?
0:12.0	I've ruined millions of days yesterday. Today? No. everybody was a
0:15.0	a drill.
0:16.0	a drill.
0:18.0	you was a drill.
0:19.0	You gotta spin the narrative, 30.
0:20.5	You didn't mess up, you were getting us ready.
0:22.1	Jackie, I'm merely a storyteller, okay?
0:25.0	Spend the narrative, she was getting us ready for Thursday,
0:27.0	and now I feel amply prepared,
0:29.0	and even more excited than it's Thursday than I would have been
0:31.0	if I didn't think that yesterday was
0:33.0	Thursday. I'm mad you're wearing my sweater. I am wearing your sweater. It looks
0:37.0	straight on you because I missed you. The thing about this sweater is I love this sweater Fendy Skims great collection great sweater I love it in person
0:51.5	It has yet to look good on the show the one time I word on the show I was pregnant, but I looked so big.
0:56.0	So the sweater is enormous.
0:57.6	I remember when Fendi X-Skims dropped, I was panicked on the website, I knew that it was going to
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