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The Daily Zeitgeist

I’M The Government Now? Pasteurization is WOKE? 02.12.25

The Daily Zeitgeist

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News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.54.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0

I don't want a robot on my house.

0:06.7

I don't like things listening to me all the time.

0:08.6

I don't need to ask Siri or Alexa for shit.

0:12.3

I don't need a Wi-Fi to connect to my washer, so it tells my phone and my clothes are done.

0:17.4

That's why it beeps.

0:18.8

I don't need...

0:20.0

I just moved into a spot that has that shit, and I was like, oh, let me see what

0:23.7

this does with my phone.

0:24.6

And I was like, bro, I do not need all of this information.

0:27.5

No, no.

0:28.2

I don't need my fridge to tell me I'm out of fucking ice cream.

0:31.6

Yeah, I saw that with my eyes.

0:32.8

My fat ass ate it last night.

0:34.1

I'm aware. It's like, you don't think I'm getting high and having a panic attack

0:37.5

looking at my lack of ice cream

0:38.9

in my own fucking freezer?

0:39.9

I don't need you.

0:41.3

Yeah.

0:41.5

Why do you think there's 12 pints in there?

0:43.2

Because every time I go to the store,

0:44.4

I'm high and I forget that I didn't eat the ice cream.

0:46.7

No, I feel like,

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