I’m Sure I’ve Experienced Butthole Lightning | A Funny Podcast Where We Finally Name The Most Unspoken Human Experience
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.7 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 170 minutes
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Summary
There are some things in life nobody warns you about — taxes, aging, and the sudden realization that your body can betray you without notice. In today’s funny podcast, The Rizzuto Show finally tackles one of humanity’s most unspoken mysteries: butthole lightning.
What starts as a relatively normal discussion about pain scales (you know, gallstones, ACL tears, kidney stones, childbirth, and screaming into the void) quickly escalates into a group realization that way too many people have experienced a brief, shocking, lightning-like sensation… exactly where you don’t want lightning. Doctors confirm it’s real, has a name, and is just rude enough to strike when you least expect it.
This funny podcast doesn’t stop there. The crew spirals into deeply unnecessary medical stories, debates whether fart jokes are officially dead, and wonders why Gen Alpha refuses to laugh at something humanity has found hilarious since the dawn of time. From airplane gas crimes and church farts to relationship milestones involving mutual tooting, nothing is safe.
You’ll also get classic Rizz Show chaos: aging panic, futuristic predictions we absolutely botched, luxury items from 20 years ago that are now in a landfill, papasan chairs catching strays, and the comforting reminder that whatever weird thing your body just did — you’re not alone.
If you’re looking for a funny podcast that turns awkward silence into shared laughter, uncomfortable truths into comedy gold, and random pain into a bonding experience, congratulations. You’ve found your people.
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