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Titus Podcast

I'm Suing a Zygote's Mom!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

"MY BODY MY CHOICE!" That’s right, its your body it’s your choice. When it comes to vaccines you can decide to not get it... even if you kill other people. When it comes to masks you can refuse to wear one even if you kill other people. It’s your body your choice! But when you’re a woman pregnant, in Texas, it’s no longer your body or your choice. Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder discuss the Texas Abortion Law and got so amped up it shook the building. Or maybe that was God... no, on second thought it was definitely Titus. 

Titus Podcast ...because the world is a clown show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

0:11.4

This episode is brought to you by feels.com, f-a-l-l-s.com, ritual vitamins and trough hot sauce.

0:17.7

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:25.6

I'm Christopher Titus, andus with the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. My body, my choice.

0:26.6

That's right.

0:27.6

It's your body.

0:28.6

It's your choice.

0:29.6

When it comes to vaccines, you can decide to not get it, even if you kill other people.

0:34.6

When it comes to masks, you can refuse to wear one even if you kill other people.

0:39.7

It's your body. It's your choice. But when you're a woman pregnant in Texas, it's no longer your

0:44.8

body or your choice. In fact, your choice was taken away by Governor Greg Abbott. It was banned.

0:50.7

That's right. Abortion was banned. Voting is banned. Gun regulations are banned.

0:55.5

A teaching history in school is banned. But Greg Abbott has 100% support from the Taliban.

1:00.9

Let's talk about the new Texas abortion law. It seems that if you get an abortion and they can

1:05.8

detect a fetal heartbeat, which doctors say isn't really a heartbeat, but a fluttering of cells, whatever.

1:10.6

So they're saying it's six weeks, you can't get an abortion.

1:14.3

And if you do get one, you can now be sued, forgetting one at six weeks.

1:20.6

They made abortion a civil case.

1:22.7

Don't you have to prove damages in a civil case?

1:24.7

So what did the Zygote and the 34 cells in a room do to harm you?

1:30.1

Look, there are too many issues with this law. First of all, you can sue the person that drove you to

1:33.7

the clinic. Well, ain't that a bitch? Now you're going to have to check not getting abortion

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