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adult protected. Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Friday the 15th of January. Well, well, well, what do we have? Here she is, Miss Attention Seeker,

Catherine Tilsley. She used to be on Corrie and then she left there and then was desperately

trying to get some sort of thing. And she's come up with a story about how she lost eight stone.

And I remember thinking, wait a minute, I saw you in Corrie, literally not memorable appearances.

There was no way you were carrying eight stone excess.

And it turns out this is donkeys years ago.

So she reveals what motivated her to drop the pounds.

Well, because she was enormous.

She said she was a dress size 22.

What she's doing is dredging up rubbish from the past.

So in fact, she'd lost all this weight

long before she got round to Coronation Street. And what motivated her? She says, I couldn't

walk upstairs without gasping for breasts. I'm not surprised. But it's not a story, love. I mean,

you've been thin for donkey's years, unless you've got some DVD coming out, which of course would be a little bit tedious,

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