I’m Still Standing | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.3 • 24K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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He has armed you with strength for every battle!

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.
0:06.0	If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.
0:10.0	We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.
0:14.0	Thank you.
0:18.0	Thank you.
0:22.0	Thank you.
0:26.0	God bless you.
0:28.0	Always enjoy to come into your homes.
0:30.0	If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services.
0:34.0	I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.
0:37.0	But thanks so much for tuning in and thank you again for coming out.
0:41.0	I like to start with something funny each week and one day Adam said to God,
0:45.0	God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?
0:48.0	God said so you would love her.
0:50.0	He said, well, God, why did you give her such long, flowing hair?
0:53.0	God said the same thing, so you would love her.
0:56.0	Well, God, why did you give her such a good figure?
0:58.0	God said it again, so you would love her.
1:00.0	Adam said, all right, God, you made her so beautiful, so attractive.
1:04.0	Why did you make her so dumb?
1:07.0	God said, Adam, that's easy, so she would love you.
1:10.0	Come on, say it like you mean it.
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