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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about today?

So Olivia wants to play a phone tap on her dear old mom, Susan.

Now, Olivia thought it would be fun to call up mom and say, let her know that she hasn't been attending college that mom's been paying for.

So I'm going to start the call from college.

Here we go.

Moms don't like this kind of call.

Let's listen to Garrett's phone tap.

Hello.

Oh, yes.

I'm Collinsworth over at University.

I'm looking for one, Susan.

This is she?

I'm calling on to ask if you have talked to your daughter, Olivia, over the past few weeks.

Well, sure, I talk to her every day.

Okay, great.

We have not seen her all semester in any of her classes.

I know she attends classes every day.

I mean, I've paid the tuition and, I mean, of course,

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