I'm Sorry, WHAT? | Reading Reddit Stories
Smosh Reads Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 6 April 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
These stories are...too much.
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0:00-0:45 Intro
0:46-13:36 I told my friend her child’s name will ruin her life https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1b36qs7/aita_for_telling_my_friend_she_is_ruining_her/
13:37-29:19 My boyfriend gave away my Hamilton tickets, should we break up? https://www.rareddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4o3opw/my_29f_bf32_m_gave_away_my_hamilton_tickets_am_i/
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30:36-42:17 I lied about knowing how to play the piano and now I have to play a show https://www.reddit.com/r/gratefuldead/comments/1b2s551/advice_im_meeting_up_with_a_deadhead_woman_i_met/
42:18-51:39 I paid my wife for sex https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/199fwwx/i42m_paid_my_wife42f_for_sex_this_seems_like_a/
51:40-01:04:47 My boyfriend can’t stop eating garlic https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1b1yt3r/aita_for_controlling_what_my_23f_boyfriend_24m/
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme are stories that make you go, |
| 0:05.9 | What? Which I feel like are all Reddit stories that we read here, but these ones especially. |
| 0:11.2 | There's one story that I have read, and it is so funny. |
| 0:16.5 | Joining us today are Aarasha and Amanda. |
| 0:20.1 | What? |
| 0:39.0 | Who? Huh? Where? Why? There you go. You get it. Yeah. You understand. And that's all we have to contribute. Yep. Bye. Okay. Okay. Let's just hop into it. Okay. Deal. All right. This first story is from like two days ago. Recent. |
| 0:40.0 | What? |
| 0:41.0 | Fresh. |
| 0:42.0 | I know. |
| 0:43.0 | Huh? |
| 0:44.0 | Let's get a walkout. |
| 0:45.0 | Oh no. |
| 0:46.0 | Okay. |
| 0:47.0 | Am I the asshole for telling my friend she is ruining her child's life with the name she gave |
| 0:51.9 | her? |
| 0:52.8 | Oh. We've had stories similar to this, but... Oh, yeah. So, yeah. life with the name she gave her. |
| 0:55.8 | We've had stories similar to this, but... Need more, yeah, no. |
| 0:57.3 | Okay, so 21-year-old woman. |
| 0:59.6 | So I have been friends with Lorene, who's 22, for 17 years now, and we're really close. |
| 1:06.3 | She recently gave birth to her daughter, and she and her husband recently told us the name. |
| 1:10.7 | They decided to name their daughter. |
| 1:12.6 | So they named their daughter Juliet. |
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