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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Video from co-host Alex (3:30)Qualities you need to protest (11:45)Most annoying things on the internet (32:53)Pastor prays against "hoes" (1:03:00)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.
0:15.0	Bragging about on the net it's a positive. bragging about vacations by asking for recommendations.
0:27.0	Oh, okay, bro, this annoys me the most.
0:36.5	I just, I just can't, I just can't.
0:39.1	Like, you're like, hey, like,
0:41.8	headed to Borra
0:42.8	this weekend, looking for sailboat recommendations.
0:46.0	Lay, Janice, we haven't been there. Check 1 to a net positive dude absolutely un 100% stacked episode.
1:03.8	We're on the road last week.
1:04.9	It's going to be back in the studio,
1:08.4	ladies and gentlemen, what is it, Thursday, October the 13th?
1:12.2	In the studio today.
1:14.0	Alex Lagos is in, where is he at?
1:17.0	Albania.
1:18.0	Alex Lagos is in Albania with, I think that's where his wife is from there, correct?
1:22.0	Yep, shot out to Meiji. Shout out to Meiji there in Al- I think that's where his wife is from there correct.
1:22.5	Yep shot out to Meggie.
1:23.7	Shout out to Meggie there in Albania.
1:25.4	In the studio today is Andrew, the, what's your title?
1:29.1	Do you have a title?
1:30.5	Oh, I know.
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