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Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

"I’m on My Work Break From Lunch"

Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cat & Pat catch up and discuss seance, scuba diving, not getting the Try Guys, and more

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0:00.0

This is what it sounds like when people win big with a national lottery. Will you be next?

0:22.7

The national lottery. Your numbers make amazing happen. Rules and procedures apply. Players

0:27.6

must be 18 or over.

0:57.6

If you just can't take a hit, we'll see treatments.

1:04.8

Hello, Lulemon. This is our podcast.

1:07.6

Hello, Lulemon. Hey, I want to say one thing which is hey and I'm not saying hey, the greeting,

1:13.1

I'm saying hey, the special treat for my friends who are horses. And this is sick.

1:18.0

So, you've tried me and you know what? It's a special episode because my friend,

1:22.3

my friends I now have the same sexual mic. We have the same sex. Yeah, we're absolutely identical.

1:28.5

We're twinning. Is that what you're going to say? I wanted to study so badly to finally do a study

1:33.4

proving that identical twins are usually gay with each other. Not with each other. Like,

1:37.6

to usually when there's twins and play, there's two kinds of twins. There's two kinds of twins.

1:43.2

Twins that are shaking twins are both gay. Oh, I see, I see what you mean. Like it's rare to have

1:49.0

one straight and one gay twin. You only hear about these families where it's like, we're all gay.

1:54.8

They're all gay. It's like okay, like, that's actually weird. I actually need shocking that all my

2:00.6

siblings and I are straight. I'm still waiting for someone to come up. Yeah. Well, as you know,

2:04.4

I'm bi for big tits. Yeah, I can see Billy being I can I hope it's okay to say that I can see

2:09.6

Billy being bi in the theater. Of course, he's extremely, he's a little bit my parents.

2:14.4

Well, he does theater. No, he's literally he's literally like taking tap dancing lessons. My dad

2:19.2

would joke like we can't say we didn't see it coming. Yeah, yeah, but I was sure that I was

2:24.4

sure that I'm going to find sleep with me. Stop. Finally, all this time. Anyway, as of now,

2:33.2

both brothers are actively straight. My youngest brother loves to go on dates. I'm realizing

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