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Therapy Gecko

“I’M OBSESSED WITH MY TEACHER”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

A caller obsesses over the idea of his teacher becoming like his mom, and a final caller and I talk about Panda Express for 15 minutes. I promise it’s a really good episode. Do not draw dicks on my Etch-A-Sketch. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0

Hello?

0:03.0

Therapy Gecko.

0:04.0

Yes, who is this?

0:07.0

Hey, my name is Rowdy.

0:08.0

I'm 19 and I am obsessed with my teacher.

0:12.0

And before you think anything I do sound like a five-year-old

0:17.7

but I promise I'm not but I am I don't know I've been obsessed with my teacher for ever since I met her and I don't know I feel like it's getting out of hand.

0:32.0

Is this your what I would are you in high school or you in college?

0:36.6

I graduated from high school, but this was the last year.

0:40.7

Okay. Well, and this was last year and you're still obsessed with her.

0:45.0

Mm-hmm. What do you mean by you're obsessed with her?

0:50.0

Well, I guess what I what I ask specifically is how does your obsession manifest?

0:57.0

I want to spend the rest of my life with her as if I was like her son, you know what I'm saying are you fucking with me right now or is this a serious thing?

1:07.6

This is serious. You want to spend the rest of your life with her as if you were her son?

1:14.0

Yes, but like

1:18.0

now that I say that a lot it sounds a lot weirder but

1:21.0

No, no, no, I'm not here I just wanted to make sure you

1:24.6

were fuck with me I'm not here to judge your thoughts and your and your feelings

1:28.9

tell me what tell me more about what you mean by that

1:32.3

um well Tell me more about what you mean by that. Um, well, huh, I don't know, she, what I mean is like, I don't know, I don't know what I could do

1:40.4

without her and I just stopped talking to her a little bit ago and it's I've

1:46.7

been upset since then and I don't know I mean you what do you mean you stop talking to her?

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