I'm Not That Guy

The Truth

Film, Public, Mitchell, Prx, Fiction, Drama, Radio, Storytelling, Audio, Radiotopia, Story, Jonathan

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

You know the story: back in high school, a jock and a nerd switched bodies. Except now it's ten years later... and they still haven't switched back.

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen

Performed by Seth Lind, Jeremy Bent, Betsy Kenney, Randy McKay, Drew Reilly, Joel Bernstein, Zuri Washington, Amy Warren, Matthew Brian Cohen, and Bill Rohlfing.

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0:00.0	This episode of the Truth includes strong language and adult situations.
0:08.0	I'm sorry Patrick, I just don't see the grounds for lawsuit here.
0:13.0	Your name isn't on any of the patents. You never had a job at Irwin Robotics. I mean no offense, but you're a high school football coach.
0:20.0	Hamilton Irwin used my likeness without my permission.
0:24.0	In an advertisement or in general, everywhere for the last 10 years and he took it in...
0:32.0	There's a legal term. I looked up for this in perpetuity.
0:35.0	Okay. So how exactly did he use your likeness then?
0:40.0	He stole my body.
0:43.0	I don't understand what you mean by that.
0:47.0	Okay. When we were in high school together, I was a starting quarterback and he was, I don't know, some nerdy.
0:53.0	Like computers, I guess. Didn't have a lot of friends, but senior year he switched bodies with me.
0:59.0	You switched bodies?
1:01.0	Yes, I'm in his body. He's in mine.
1:04.0	Like Freaky Friday.
1:06.0	Yes, like Freaky Friday. Yes, yes, yes. He put on this magic ring.
1:09.0	Okay. And he wished he had my life, I guess.
1:12.0	Uh-uh. And then sorry, a magic ring.
1:15.0	Yes, he put on this ring, made a wish.
1:17.0	Uh-huh. And then ever since I looked like this short, scrawny little nerd and he's a big, strong, handsome jock with a great chin.
1:24.0	What? So it sounds to me like you should just wish for your body back.
1:30.0	That's not how it works. He has to take the ring off and then I put it on, but he won't do it.
1:35.0	That's why I'm suing. You got to understand. I had a full ride at Texas A&M.
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