All right, welcome back. It's post-ankskimming. I don't even want to do this podcast. I don't. I don't. I just don't. Because I found out that I'm not ovulating. And I'm depressed. Okay. I'm sorry. And I don't know.

I laugh because I laugh at shit that goes wrong in life because if you don't laugh, you cry all the time.

And I swear to you guys, I have shed so many tears in my life.

I have been on this planet 40 years and I would say 39 of them.

I spent 300 days of the year crying I can't

do it anymore I do every manifestation possible because I like I am like stepford wife I wake up in

the morning I look in the mirror and I go today is the greatest day of your life anything is is possible. You're the best. You're a great mom.

Nobody hates you. And you're funny as fuck. Okay. And then I usually tell myself affirmations like,

and today's the day you're going to be famous. Y'all are getting tired of hearing this.

I mean, I don't care. You know, if I have to be 55 and my going to be famous. Y'all are getting tired of hearing this. I mean, I don't care.

You know, if I have to be 55 and my claim to fame is that my beef curtains are so low that they are

like, you know, must-see freak show on OnlyFans, then so be it. Okay? Let's get back to the news.

All right. I have a lot to break down on today's podcast episode. First of all, a recap of my Thanksgiving. I need you all to tattoo on my forehead that traveling with a 19 month old is awful. I like, okay, okay. So I'll update you on my Thanksgiving plans. I'm not ovulating.

I'll tell you all about that. And I need your advice because I think I know the status of where this,

what's happening. Omg, White Lotus. Um, if you're not watching on HBO, oh, so great. I am a Mount Holyoke alum. Okay, I went to Mount Holyoke

College in all women's college in Western Massachusetts. I have over, I'll tell you a whole story,

but anyway, there is a woman now in New York City that says that she had to hire a $300 an hour

deprogram her because basically the college

brainwashed her against men, specifically white men, and to like hate the patriarchy and she's a

victim. What? I need to get her on my show, ASAP. I'll tell you about that. And then the worst,

we'll talk, BalenciagaAP. I'll tell you about that. And then the worst, oh, but we'll talk

Balenciaga drama. I was actually getting ready. Like I wasn't really getting ready, but I was

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