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Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

Now everybody's fine, but something else has gone wrong with the mission because more than halfway to the moon, the Artemis 2 astronauts grappled with a toilet problem.

Now luckily the astronauts have trained extensively onled with a toilet problem.

Now, luckily, the astronauts have trained extensively on NASA's broken toilet simulator.

A greyhound bus.

That's pretty good.

You know, so I was all excited about seeing pictures.

I thought we're going to see unbelievable pictures because, you know, when we went to the moon in the 60s and 70s, you just didn't have the camera technology you have now.

You know why you have not seen so many really fantastic pictures?

They made a deal with National Geographic.

And National Geographic's going to release all those for profit at a certain point.

Now, they're probably paying a pretty good feed of NASA, but wait a minute, I already paid a feed to NASA. It comes out of my paycheck every other week.

I don't know. I mean, doesn't this have a, our trip to the moon brought to you by Pizza Hut

and Verizon Wireless.

I mean, doesn't it seem like that?

I don't like that.

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