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The Tony Kornheiser Show

“I’m Not Fiction”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.810.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking about a nice day for the Nats, and he also talks about Greg Norman, and a USFL game he watched. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about the first round playoffs games and which teams are in trouble, ESPN’s Jeff Passan phones in to talk about Roki Sasaki - the young phenom from the Japanese league, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Alexa Lash “Stay Over” ; “Baked Apples” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Previously on the Tony corner as I show.

0:07.0

Doesn't that sort of defeat the whole purpose? Isn't it like curing a hang nail by lopping

0:11.7

off your hand? Being the cagey guy I am, I asked Wendy if the impotence would go away

0:16.6

when I stopped taking the pill and she said yes, but the newly grown hair would go away

0:21.2

as well. Well I said, how long is that window of opportunity open? How long before my hair

0:26.2

falls out? She smiled and said kindly don't worry, not before closing time. That is great!

0:32.2

I hope I wrote that. I hope that's true. This is General George Washington and you're

0:40.4

listening to the Tony corner as I show. The apparently I wrote it. Bill Isaacson said

0:46.5

it's in one of the books. I apparently wrote it. I don't know how to look up what I've

0:49.6

ever written. So luckily you've clipped everything you've ever written in its upstairs.

0:54.0

They're all upstairs. I just have never referred to them. I felt that that burden should

0:57.8

be passed upon to my children. A couple of mentions before we go Sean, not Sean who's

1:05.6

doing the engineering, Sean who does the Philadelphia pretzels for us. I'd say Nigel it's that

1:12.1

time of year again. We're doing dropoffs this coming Monday April 25th for National

1:16.2

Presil Day on April 26th. If the gang is interested we would be happy to drop off some even

1:20.7

though we're out in Croft and we still get little swing by to check in and I love giving

1:24.6

them a lachisery with a free dip. I actually went out and got special cutters just from

1:29.4

Michael to enjoy. We don't sell them at the store but we know he wishes the Nats had

1:32.8

better stuff and we are trying for a contract before the learners sell. Anyway let me know

1:37.4

if you'd like me to drop things off and we'd be happy to make that happen. Yes, we like

1:41.7

those pretzels. Yes. National pretzels day. Yes. Philadelphia pretzels. Yes, sure. I've

1:48.9

got a couple of other things I'm not going to read on the air but I want to thank people

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