I'm More Than Just 'Some Geek' - Corncast 22

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Leisure:video Games, Leisure, Religion & Spirituality, Video Games, Comedy

4.9 • 533 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:32 Housekeeping 11:04 Christmas 17:11 Asmr Tangent 21:55 KFC Console 24:31 Mid Break & Patron Names 31:19 Reddit Questions 31:37 What other system could deliver such beauty? 33:41 Zombiepigmen thoughts? 36:34 Hollow Knight Revisited 38:45 Princess Diana and Tabloids 45:02 Rank The Halos from Worst to Best 49:56 Dark Crystal Thoughts 52:08 Brits and Vowel Nosies 54:43 Business as usually, fellas? 57:08 Choc Spike 57:35 Turkey? Not good or somefink? 59:22 James hurt McD 1:01:38 American vs British Comedy PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

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0:00.0	I'm more than just some geek. I rescued the princess. I stopped the reapers from wiping out all life in the galaxy. I, a mortal, took revenge on the gods. I vanquish not one, but 16 colossal beasts to save the woman I loved.
0:24.1	I bought down the entire umbrella corp.
0:27.7	I assassinated the entire Templar order.
0:31.6	I escaped from Silent Hill.
0:34.7	I chose the fate of an underwater city. I learned that the cake is a lie. I'm a gamer.
0:44.7	And welcome to episode 22 of Corncast. I'm your host Alex, joined by the Rick and Morty
0:53.6	follower himself, James.
0:55.0	Good afternoon, morning, evening or night.
0:57.0	I am the biggest Morty fan of the mall.
1:00.0	Yeah, I'm here today.
1:02.0	And the Rick follower, Jim.
1:06.0	Rick follower. I thought James was the Rick and Morty follower.
1:10.0	Yeah, and you're just the Rick follower.
1:12.6	Okay. I guess in the cast I'm sort of the most Rick-like.
1:15.6	And last but not least, we have the Morty follower himself, Ruben.
1:21.6	Yeah, I walked away for the whole opening monologue because I realized I hadn't filled it my water and I was like yeah it's gonna take a little while
1:27.9	I'll just quickly work with you do that.
1:31.3	The number one game is it? No what is it? Cake is a lie cast. I'd forgotten about that shit like the response to that game.
1:40.5	Gamers are just cringy dude. You can't avoid it. You don't get to say that.
1:45.0	Why? I was there. I live for it. I live through Skyrim.
1:49.0	You're a game here. You're cringed like the rest of us.
1:52.0	Yeah, I just hide behind the irony, you know?
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