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The Basement Yard

I'm Marrying Whoopi Goldberg

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Danny & I play MASH again. We also talk about Handmaids Tale & how our fathers we're terrifying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Fuck is going on over here. What is this string? Welcome back to the basement yard today.

0:06.8

It's me and Dan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:10.1

New smokey shirts, new merch, bitch. New merch alert. You know what I'm saying?

0:15.8

Smokey shirts. Get your smokey shirts. Get your smokey shirts.

0:18.9

Limited time. I'll be honest with you. Yeah. These are my favorite ones that I've ever...

0:23.2

I was just gonna say that. Yeah, these are my favorite ones. This is the best merch you've ever put out.

0:26.1

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I really like these a lot. There is one thing on your

0:29.6

website. There's like a red... Wait, the website. You're talking about the San Agala store.com.

0:34.4

Yes. spelled THE-S-A-N-T-A-G-A-T-O-S-T-O-R-E.com. I can't believe I did that for one try.

0:41.9

I honestly think you spelled it wrong. No, I think I spelled it wrong.

0:44.8

Two more time. No. I don't got that kind of time. I think you messed it up.

0:47.7

No, I'm not. I haven't noticed, believe it. But this smokey gear is the best thing you have on it.

0:52.4

Yeah, there's gray ones and there's black ones. There's long sleeves. There's hoodies. There's hoodies.

0:55.5

There's hoodies. Here's hoodies. Where's mine? I got this hoodies outside.

0:59.8

I mean, it's summer. You don't need it now. No, but I like those. A preemptive hoodie.

1:03.4

A preemptive hoodie? It reminds me of being a kid. Remember that first outfit?

1:09.4

What the hell are you talking about? First outfit, first day school.

1:12.1

Oh, I was like, what the fuck are you... I love having buying stuff for future seasons.

1:20.8

I love buying stuff for future seasons. Not me too. I'm also a big fall guy.

1:24.4

Huge fall guy. Like, it's like it wear a hoodie and basketball shorts.

1:27.2

I'm in. Run to the car. Yeah, look like a gym teacher.

1:31.0

Yeah, you're good to go. I was really big into like buying stuff. I love buying jackets in the summer.

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